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My third favorite scene from Blue Streak
Will I Poop During Childbirth? ***SPOILER ALERT*** You WILL poop!
“What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That’s right don’t be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.”
— Leon Phelps
Fantastic Redneck times: Fat man attacked by a deer.
Haters gonna hate
Fat kid stuck in skatepark bowl
This is awesomely bad. Pay close attention to the deep cuts from the “Beverly Hills Cop” soundtrack playing in the back. For another laugh, read the video comments (including mine) on how lame this is.
Man, I am a sucker for News bloopers.
Hating at its finest. I quote a lot of these while in rush hour traffic.